"To Kill a Mokkingbird II - Kill Harder by Ahrrper Leeeeee" published February 5, 2015 in Cease, Cows. Thanks to Jon Konrath for letting me use the title and inspiring the story.
"The Declaration of Insufficiency: Getting Quality Work Out of 'The Jeff'" published in issue 20 (December 2, 2014) of Hobo Pancakes.
"Remembering the Grunch at Christmas" published November 26, 2014 accompanying photography by Donigan Artworks in issue 7 of Vintage Boudoir Magazine.
"Working the Phones" published December 2, 2014 accompanying photography by Donigan Artworks in the Winter 2014 issue of Ms. Bombshell Magazine.
"Shell Game Hustle" published in the fall 2014 issue (# 29) of Bachelor Pad Magazine.
"Overfull: Bile and Cider" published August 1, 2014 in the Too Much anthology from Unknown Press.
"Glancing Blow" published October 27, 2014 in the special "Phantom" issue of The Lincoln Underground.
"Home Invasion: Single Guy Problems" published in the summer 2014 Invasion and Occupation Vol 4 issue of Midnight Circus. Subsequently republished in the Midnight Circus Anthology Year One.
"Benjamin Franklin was pissing on my apartment building door" published in Thumbnail 5.
"Pancakes Ain't the Boss of Me" published March 19, 2014 in the spring 2014 Rejected Dreams issue #3 of Midnight Circus. Subsequently republished in the Midnight Circus Anthology Year One.
"Regarding my Term Paper about the Dani tribe of Papua, New Guinea" published December 20, 2013 in Cease, Cows.
"The Things We're Made Of" published November 18, 2013 as part of Sundog Lit's special "A Fight Between Friends: Texts Inspired By Michael Seidlinger’s The Laughter of Strangers" series.
"The Side Grind" in EAB Publishing's Midnight Circus issue #2: Classic Lit on the Side (and see my behind the scenes commentary on this story over at EAB Publishing). Subsequently republished in the Midnight Circus Anthology Year One.
"Home Improvement" published in issue #4 of C4: The Chamber Four Lit Mag.
"They're All Out To Get Me" published in the April issue of The Fat City Review.
"The Des Moines Kabuki Dinner Theatre" published June 4, 2013 in Bartleby Snopes (story of the month winner for 2013). Subsequently included in issue 10 of the magazine (available here in print or here as a pdf).
"The Bricklayer's Ambiguous Morality" published in the Spring 2013 issue of The Lincoln Underground.
"Donkeys Live a Long Time. None of You Has Ever Seen Ethel Merman." (second story on the page) published in issue 11 of Hobo Pancakes. Subsequently featured on episode 25 of Nathaniel Tower's Cold Reads.
"Ideas: Where to Get Them and What to Do When They Won't Leave" published July 9, 2012, in Paragraph Line.
"The War" published in the Winter 2012 issue of The Writing Disorder. Also published in The Writing Disorder presents The Best Fiction and Nonfiction of 2012.
"Burden of a Little Brother" published in the Summer Issue of The Lincoln Underground.
"Polite Notes of the Dinnertime Neighborly Etiquette Apocalypse" published August 15, 2011 in Brave Blue Mice. Also read as part of InDigest Magazine's The Last Reading on Earth, Ever: A Marathon Reading of Apocalyptic Writing (direct link to mine). Republished May 28, 2015 over at The Dead Market Writings.
"But Nothing Was Better" published in the July 2011 issue of Cannoli Pie.
"Stranger" published in issue #2 of C4: The Chamber Four Lit Mag.
"Training" published in the Volume 228, January 2012 issue of Children, Churches and Daddies. Subsequently included in the collection book Cultural Touchstone and the anthology After the apocalypse (prose edition).
"The Virgin Mary Tree" published (live 5/20/2011) in the spring 2011 online edition of Grey Sparrow, also published in the Fall 2011, issue 8, print edition.
"Randolph, Vivian, and Charles" published in the Winter 2007 issue of Fine Lines.
"The Pipe" published in the Summer 2007 issue of Fine Lines.